What the Pig Saw

The pig sat beside the farmer. Its beady eyes seemed to survey its surroundings. "That's a lean pig you've got there, Len," the barman said to the farmer. "Aye. Not sure how it got to my farm. I looked out two days ago and there it was, on my doorstep." Len sipped at his pint. … Continue reading What the Pig Saw

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Dear Esteemed Friend, I send you this letter hoping you are in good health. I am contacting you because your name is on the register of highly respected business people. I have a proposition for you. But first please let me tell you my story. I am an orphan. My parents both died when I … Continue reading 419

Soaked

Their feet were pounding as fast as they could manage. The two of them were laughing as they ran, twisting though the alleys of the adjoining cul-de-sacs. "This is your fault!" yelled Bill. "What?" cried Jim. "You came up with the idea!" They paused around the corner, hiding, panting, shushing each other, listening out for … Continue reading Soaked